Yes, you heard correctly.

Come to Oakdale and have a ball.

Not a bouncy ball.

Not a basketball or football.

Not the kind that you get dressed up for and dance the night away.

It's the 28th annual Oakdale Testicle Festival.

It's apparently $50 a plate.

It's a fundraiser for the rotary club.

How many cow balls are they frying up you ask?

400 pounds of cow nuts.

I can promise you that we won't be attending the festivities.

Apparently, cow balls are so great tasting that folks just mosy on into town

from all over.

I don't want to even try to think what cow balls soup would taste like.

YUCK!